“Oh COME ON!”

There’s a *new* reality show on Lifetime which pits American “psychics” against each other in a challenge-format entertainment show called America’s Psychic Challenge. For any other skeptics out there who just thought to themselves “oh my sweet zombie jesus on a crud cracker,” all I can do is say “I feel ya, dog.”

I want to say, “who cares? It’s Lifetime. It’s entertainment.” I can’t.

While I find the concept of this show to be ridiculous fodder for the local vomitorium, we’re going to watch it and find out what alternate title is most suited to this show:

• America’s Best Guesser
• America’s Crappiest Testing Criteria Challenge
• America’s Cold Reading Challenge
• Make James Randi Cry
• America’s Shameless Fraud Challenge
• Will Women Freak Out if Sex And The City Isn’t On For An Hour

We’re hooking my laptop to the TV to watch episode 1 tonight… right after the new episode of Bones.