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It’s the little things, as long as they blow

August 28th, 2007

I felt so cutting edge Sunday night, with both fan-on-a-stick and superpillow! I also picked up a full-spectrum bulb for my bedside table lamp, went food shopping, got the cool LED tap-light (a cheapo one though, but still cool) and a bunch of hangers. I think I want to do drapes in my bedroom and start figuring out a dining room game plan. I sort of want to repaint my bedroom too… I was thinking of going with a darker blue, but I’m not 100% yet. I think it’ll look better with the floor and furniture, and some B&W prints on white mattes with silver frames would look really good.

Who’s distracted with workday ADD? This guy.

Review: New Superpillow

A little background — I’d bought one of those foam neck pillows from Blood Bath and Beyond about 2 years ago and it’s been the star of my bed ever since. The new Superpillow is known in the retail world as the Tempur-Pedic Neck Pillow (extra thick), and retails for $130 from Brookstone. It’s pretty firm, and it’s comfortable, with great head-neck alignment, but it’s a bit much when I roll over on my stomach, but still was nice for the first lay-down. My main problem is that every time I woke up I couldn’t help starting to think about how the pillowfelt and mentally contrasting it with Superpillow JR which was demoted to the other side of the bed. After a second night, I’m decided that it’s going back to Brookstone. The Extra thick one’s just too thick, which translates into extreme firmness. As a result, I wake up almost hourly and never really get comfortable. I’ll try the regular thickness and report back.

Review: Fan on a stick

This is my second fan-on-a-stick (my name for floor-standing fans), the 10″ 3-Speed Blizzard by Holmes. I gave my last one to Rachael last summer since her apartment turned into a furnace in the summer unless she resigned herself to signing over all her paychecks to the gents at BG&E. Fan-on-a-stick’s just like I remember it from my last one: holy shit, that’s a lot of air coming at me. It’s a little louder than your average floor-stand fan, but since it moves enough atmosphere to make the big bad wolf wish he had one, that’s forgivable. The only shortcoming is one I noted before — it needs one more extension rod, because it’s just level with the top of my bed. I emailed the manufacturer, but I think I might just make something, since I’m expecting their response to be any of the following:

1. just go buy another one, and use its rods, then you have an extra fan.
2. suck it
3. no, we don’t sell those, but here’s our catalog of fans so you can buy a taller one
4. we have them lying around but you can’t buy them 
5. they were all sold to a dildo company to be reshaped and marketed to girls who didn’t want to go out with you in highschool

Career Opportunities

*singing* …the ones that never knock…I’ve been toying with the idea of a new career lately, something completely un-computery. Like what, you ask? Maybe being an architect, since I’ve always have a knack for math and 3D modeling, and that whole creative thing. Maybe engineering, since it’s a great place for people into puzzles and problem solving, not to mention people with a knack for math and science. Or possibly a novelist, which I think everyone I know has suggested I delve into at one point or another. I was just thinking about all of the schooling and degrees needed, and how long I’d need to stay in the web game to fund all of that, and I think that might be a bit defeatist. Get a masters as a Nuclear Engineer, after 5 years of night classes, and a starting salary that would probably be half where I’d be 5 years from now doing what I’m doing. Maybe I’ll just try to get the freelance business booming again… write novels in my spare time, and retire early so I can walk the streets at night rambling about fans and pillows. 

Do you have to be good at math for that? Awesome.

Joisey Mike 4th Wall, Random

The verdict: LOL.

August 17th, 2007

Working at home on a Friday is a bag of dicks man, let me tell you about it. I’m in my pajamas (yay!) but I’m not sleeping (boo!) and there’s coffee (yay!) but it’s instant (boo!). Lunch breaks are great though, run through the shower, lay on the couch, watch porn and play PS3 catch up on the local news, and maybe break out big Vic and go for a ride.

“Superbad”
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A movie review by “Joisey” Mike”dor the Burninator” “Fuckin’” Craig Snyder)

Scott wasn’t foolin,’ this is the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. All of the scenes from the trailer and crap compared to the rest of the movie, including some scene that are the REAL versions of the watered down cut that made the trailers. You will laugh your ass off, and have new respect for anyone who doodles penises. Go see it. If you’re going tonight, I’d totally go see it again.

Viva Las… anyway.

I’m headed back to Vegas in September, the 7th to the … umm… crap. There’s never a calendar when you need one. Until the 15th. I get there on a Friday morning, and granted I’ll be working during the weekdays, the first weekend should be fun. I might do the hotel thing and make it a real vacation for the first weekend, but I’m spending the weekdays at my Dad’s place, working from there for a week. Should be fun times.

Rockin’ on Saturday

I’m really excited for Mike’s birthday show on Saturday; we’re going to see the Bouncing Souls and Lifetime — two bands that most of you Jersey mockers don’t know are from NJ. I feel like I need to say something: you should be fucking ashamed of yourself if you use the word “Emo” and you haven’t heard Lifetime. They invented the shit. I know I’ve stopped having rage fits whenever someone pouts in their myspace picture and says that Justin Timberlake’s ballads make them feel so emo, and yeah, I’ve stopped seeing red at the fact that that became the pop-culture hero of super-cool-underground-but-not-really terms. Anyway, I loved Lifetime when I was in HS, and they broke up when I was a freshman at Towson, and after starting to do reunion shows over the last year or two, they’re finally playing here. 

Code Monkey

This is the best song anyone in the tech field will ever hear. I think it might be my new favorite Jonathan Coulton song, even surpassing “Re: Your Brains,” because being a code monkey, I can identify. That’s something I won’t be able to do with “Re: Your Brains” until one of my coworkers turns into a zombie and tries to attack me. Although, if I get angry enough about people using the word Emo while I’m at work, I could become a rage-infected code monkey, and we learned during “28 Days Later” that rage-infected monkeys create zombies, which after I calm down, could, in turn, attack me. Then I’d be able to identify just fine.

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